Sheziss loves Zeshak

I'll give you 3 clues to identify a Spanish movie instantly:

1. The actors' tone of voice is too dimwit to be actually Spanish.
2. There is a seedy sex scene.
3. There is a seedy bath scene.
4. (Well, 4 clues) Sometimes point 2 and 3 coincide at the same time.



I think they are trying to say Spanish movies are a real shit.

I'll give you 3 clues to identify a bad M/M book instantly:

1. Dull characters.
2. Dull sex.
3. Dull... bath scenes?

I think... I think...

I don't think.



I just can't find anything of substance here, this story is so nothing even to be criticized. I want my gazpacho made from real tomatoes, thank you very much.

My advice? Go rent a French movie.